- Still alive? Great! Now, run faster.
- I guess you ran pretty fast. After all, you survived long enough to check out this website.
- You're sure it's not still around, right? Stay low and away from windows.
- Now it's time to figure out what kind of unicorn you saw.
- And maybe call the police.
- Or Gordian Pharmaceuticals Corp. They are always looking for a new unicorn.
- You're positive it's not around still, right? Listen for growling. Maybe throw a steak into the yard and see what happens.
- To be perfectly honest, you shouldn't have survived that.
- The survival rate of a unicorn sighting is in the low teens.
- Are you sure you're not a unicorn hunter?